10.Your grandmother who has dementia calls you an old maid.9. You and your friends find joy in making bets on when other people will get married.
8. You start to get gray hairs in places you cannot mention on this blog.
7. Your mother refers to you and your friends as spinsters.
6. You haven't been on a date since the Clinton years.
5. When you're sad that the local crackhead/drunk doesn't hit on you anymore.
4.When your Friday night plans consists of your girlfriend tweezing your one chin hair.
3.When you think of your male friends who you would never date as a potential boo.
2. When going to Whole Foods and Trader Joe's is a highlight of your social life.
and the # one reason you should try online dating (drum roll please)
1. When you've got more movies in your Netflix queue than you've got eggs (in your ovaries that is)
